My neighbor, Smokin’ Grandma, has a box fan in the window of her house. It’s not on right now and is backlit, so it looks like a large starfish trapped in a cage. Do you think I should go over to Smokin’ Grandma’s house and ask her to let Patrick Starr out?
No. That is Patrick’s felonius cousin, “Johnny No Neck” Starr. He’s doing hard time for felony assault and hanging paper at the Krusty Krab! Don’t be the one to let Bikini Bottom’s most wanted out of jail! Besides, Smokin’ Grandma would never agree to it. She gets lots of fat federal jail subsidies for being his jailer!